Connor's Incredibli
(Nothing's Incredible, no, wait maybe that's Impossible....anyway!)
Stupid Page
*****Government Health Warning*****
It has been brought to my attention by Government Officials in my area that this site may possibly leave you mentally retarded if viewed for a prolonged length of my time. I would like to point out that no such accusations have been proved, however proceed to view these next pages with extreme caution. If you notice yourself beginning to feel your brain tissue depleting rapidly please blink one hundred times, spin around and tap your head quickly (this will counter act against the stupidity radiating off this site).
*****End of Government Warning*****
Next.........why I made this page.....hmmmm.....probably the same reason people play solitaire. Its is based mainly around extremely stupid things. Also a lot of it is a compiled version of a book I read once "Trev and Simon's Stupid Book". I got it free because the book I ordered came late.......however that doesn't mean, it was in any way inferior or less stupid, it was very! Before you start wondering what exciting or informative things are packed into the membrane of this virtual paradise, STOP. There is none of that kind of stuff here.
If you have bothered to read this far I am assuming you are either interested or stupid (probably stupid), so I had better explain how to get around this site. Point your cursor (this is the little moving thing on the screen, its controlled by the thing beside your keyboard that resembles a giant tampon) at the blue sentences and press the button on the left side quickly twice (if your are holding your mouse the wrong way around then rotate it accordingly and try again).
Disclaimer
Most of the information in this site was stolen off better sites. By agreeing to this code of contract you are willing to not give me credit for this site and pass it on to more appropriate sites. If you happen to be the owner of one of these better sites, please contact me or else just arrange a beating (I only agree to this if the weapons used are pillow cases, leeks or other non - threatening objects). I would talk about copyrighting now, but unless I copy it of a the edge of a music CD, it would be a load of bollox, also if anybody thought there was anything worth stealing off this site I would probably be quite privileged.
Fun Things to Do and Read
(Remember reading really isn't fun, but hey I couldn't be bothered making this site into a video)
Fun Things in Sets of Ten
Fun Stuff To Make
Hilarious Jokes (so funny you may even fall off you chair, or maybe not)
Advents That Are Fun (or maybe not)
Fun Puzzles
Experiments
About Me
Jus' voidness
hmmmm...........why do people always write at the bottom of web page 'nothing but a counter down here'. Every one knows the best bit of a web page is at the bottom, don't they? Who needs a counter anyway 'it would probably only depress me'. Right focus Connor.....quit talking shite and get on with it. This is going to be the best bottom of a web page ever, ahhh, you may wonder how am I going to do that, ALCOHOL!!!, it can't fail, so for the next few lines I will explain all about the mysteries of alcohol.
The Mini Guide To Alcohol Abuse
Firstly lets get some things straight, alcohol doesn't give you cancer of any kind, its been scientifically proven (lets face it, if you say its been scientifically proven everyone is more than likely gonna believe you). The little gold bits in Goldschlager are real gold, however if you sieve them out you're not going to have enough to make a chain. You won't get picked up in the airport by the metal detectors, you may get picked up by airport security for being pissed. Drinking through a straw will get you more drunk on less drink, however you'll look like a cheap skate. Drinking thorough your eyeballs is extremely hard, but it isn't if you winge about how sore it is then pass out after two shots. Injecting Redbull and vodka directly into your blood stream is extremely effective at reaching your goal (getting wasted), but as Redbull is carbonated, make sure its flat or else you'll be pumping lots of carbon dioxide into your system and your heart won't be too happy. Some people also enjoy snorting vodka through their noses, this hurts like hell and think of all the shite up your nose that is going to go down too. Although it seems pretty fun to get alcohol into your system any other way than through your mouth, remember your mouth is probably the safest drink portal. Maybe in the future when teleportation becomes more effective (or exists for that matter) we will be able to teleport it in, this would leave more time for talking shite and staggering around thinking your invincible. Now you know all about alcohol, go out and celebrate with a bottle of moonshine!!!